November 5, 2014

Manager of "a popular cafe featuring owls which may be handled by customers" charged with "operating an out-call 'delivery health' sex business."

News from Japan.

See? Not everything is about the American election. Unless you read this as some kind of perplexing metaphor….

10 comments:

traditionalguy said...

A specialty pet cafe? It sounds like Uber to me. Where do we get the App?

tim in vermont said...

OK, if it is a metaphor, you have me stumped.

CStanley said...

So it's this guys fault that people thought "Hooters" referred to owls?

Ann Althouse said...

I'm saying it's not a metaphor. It's something that actually happened, unless something got lost in translation.

But if anyone wants to make it a metaphor…

It's like one of those New Yorker caption contests, where they put up some damned picture that was never constructed to fit a funny caption, but readers get to play a game of supplying one anyway

traditionalguy said...

Could it be a metaphor for the Dem Fatales paid for by mega donors and sent out to defeat old GOP male Senators and come back bitterly defeated themselves?

Inside MSNBC joke: Grimes in Kentucky refused to say who won the election in her non-concession speech

Herb said...

im astounded at the stories you continue to find on the inter webs in obscure places.

HoodlumDoodlum said...

Oh, it's a metaphor all right.

If you like your delivery health provider, you can keep your delivery health provider.

Unknown said...

What happens in Fukuoka stays in Fukuoka

Wince said...

Maybe it's me, but I wouldn't want anything to do with an establishment that might possibly involve a beaked owl and my exposed penis.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Some of those owls are big enough that they could literally swoop down and carry off a sex poodle.