May 22, 2007

When Pakistani Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz tried to hit on...

... Condoleezza Rice.
By the end of the meeting he was babbling. The Pakistanis were shifting uncomfortably. And his voice visibly changed.

18 comments:

Roost on the Moon said...

More sexual awkwardness in high places.

dl004d said...

Steve Earle — who penned a tune called "Condi, Condi" — would be proud.

Troy said...

Even if half true -- that's brutal. And funny.

Dewb said...

There goes Aziz's radio show.

Ron said...

Sounds like Condi needed her varmint gun! Ah, where's Cheney when you need him...

T etc said...

How can a person's voice "visibly change?"

vet66 said...

Put a Savile Row suit on a pig and what do you have?

Ladies? All together now:

A PIG in a Savile Row suit!

Aziz, Double O zero!

Bob said...

Those Muslim guys, what a bunch of horndogs. It'd make for a good exclamation:

Condoleeza Rice In a Burqa!

I'm Full of Soup said...

RON SAID:
"Sounds like Condi needed her varmint gun! "

Good one Ron- made me laugh out loud.

Unknown said...

How can a person's voice "visibly change?"

Hmm. Less spittle?

Joan said...

How can a person's voice visibly change?

He stopped doing his Dr. Love impersonation?

(I know, I know, it should be audibly changed, but most people just accept "visibly" as a synonym for "noticeably", more's the pity.)

KCFleming said...

A litle Nancy Sinatra seems about right for Condi here:

These boots were made for walkin'...

TMink said...

I don't blame him for being attracted to her. Strong, intelligent, talented, and fit women have always been attractive to me too.

But show some self control there Minister!

Trey

Bissage said...

Upon his rebuff, the Prime Minister exclaimed: "SHAZBOT!!!"

AlphaLiberal said...

Maybe he was ga ga thinking of the $1 Billion per year Bush is paying them to catch bin Laden.

At that rate, why catch the guy? For that matter, why ever end the Global War on Terror when it's making so many cronies so rich?

Laika's Last Woof said...

"she just basically stared him down ..."

Sweet.

PeterP said...

Jack Straw.

Her Majesty's Principal Secretary for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.

Not brilliant, but solid and settled.

Condi comes to visit.

He drools, he fawns, he stares, he visibly leers.

Deeply, deeply embarrassing.

Exit Foreign Secretary, career over.

The Condi Vortex - a front bottom to die for.

onamoreseriousnote said...

You mean Condoleeza Rice is a woman? The wonders never cease!